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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pandor-pandorkful
classycookiexo

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capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

diospirando
tiefling-queer

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

vornskr

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

vornskr

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

vornskr

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

tiefling-queer

BUT LANA
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

vornskr

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

zerofarad

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:


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queenqueso

The best part is that this is literally by design

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amazing

patrickdiomedes

oh my god

derinthescarletpescatarian

These are the only people doing internet sales correctly

probablybadrpgideas

I feel the chessex website qualifies for weird dice wednesday